i’ll have you know that i’m quite petty

—I still ignore the girl who made fun of my cartwheels. Hi, Emily.—

and i hold grudges for longer than you think

—I’m looking at you, Isabella. You dropped my slime in first grade.—

and that i’m really not into forgiving and forgetting

—Who do you think you are, Nicole? Give me back my pen first.—

isn’t it much easier to hate and loathe

—Welcome to the list, Aneesa. You’re gonna fit right in.—

this is gonna be fun.