“Mommy why are they smashing their faces together and tugging each others hair. Are they fighting?”

”Ugh, teenagers. They are kissing very inappropriately.”

”Ewwwww kissing grosss. YOU COULD GET COVID OR GET SENT IN TIME OUT!”

”Shhhhh honey lets go.”

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”So what happened today?”

”Some six-year-old yelled at me to stop kissing. 😑”