Bob And Lenny Are The Best Besties

“Hey, Lenny!”


“What the hell”


“I went to a summer camp once with you!”


“Who are you?”


“I’m Bob. Don’t you remember me?”


“No”


“Give me a hug old friend”


“No thanks, please go away”


“Come on you know you want one”


“I really dont though- AHHHH YOU’RE SQUEEZING MY LUNGS-“


“WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COVERED IN BLOOD”


“I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY!”


“Lenny, are you on your period”


“FUCK OFF”


“It’s okay big man”


“I KILLED SOMEONE OKAY”


“That’s a confession my good friend”


“THATS IT”


“AHHH STOP CHASING ME WITH A KNIFE”


“NEVERRRRR”


“ITS OKAY BESTIE BOO BOO BEAR STOP CHASING ME AND WE CAN CATCH UP OVER A CUPPA TEA”


“I HATE TEA”


“Coffee?”


“NO”


“Orange juice-“


“VODKA”

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