(Sing to the melody of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer)

“Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer

Had a very shiny nose

And if you were to touch it

You’ll be dinner for the crows

Bring your dog in at sundown

Before they’re on the prowl for blood

Lock up your doors and windows

Or you’ll end up in the mud

On each foggy Christmas Eve

The elf of evil comes

He rides that deer and feeds on fear

He will send you on the run

You better not make a whisper

Don’t let out a single peep

If that Evil Elf can hear you

That’s the end of yourrr stoooorryyyyy”