Wicked Santa and his dirty dirty ways
He lures the kids with the power of gifts
And his smile makes their gaze go his way
One night he chose to put himself in stockades
The kids all cried and battered at his chains
But they would soon see Santa for his dirty dirty ways
The Santa crooked his crooken finger at one boy who came to close
He said, “Little boy, little boy the chains are here, come th...