ME: Well, hello there. I’m not sure who you think I am…
HE: Jessie
ME: I’m not Jessie. And I can assure you I am not one to stand anyone up.
HE: What??
HE: Don’t fuck wih me Jessie
ME: I’m not Jessie. Check the number.
HE: This IS the number!!!
ME: Well, I’m not Jessie. Was it a first date?
ME: Perhaps you were given the wrong number, or you entered it incorrectly.
HE: You...