honey

evergreen

lewer seeds

pineapple crescent

what kind of recipe

is this?

I’ve never heard of

“evergreen”

or “lewer seeds”

not to mention “pineapple

crescent!”

wait

let’s reread

suddenly

I realize

this isn’t a recipe

it’s a call for help....

Whilst I’ve been contacted by the Agency through many abnormal ways before , this… this was new.

It has been a few months since my last contract.

The recipe indicated it was writing by a ‘Miss A Lodger.’ To the common eye this would just be a name , but this actually meant ‘ Mississippi Agency Unit L’ which is where I trained in my younger years. I was told by another agent this Unit was decommiss...

‘Three cups of “st”’

What? What’s st?

I read the next ingredient.

‘Six tablespoons of “_in_”

I think this is one huge typo.

The rest was like this,

‘Four ounces of “ai”

One cup of “do”

10 tablespoons of “d_”

Seven minutes of “th”

Nine cups of “be”

Five ounces of “rs”

Two teaspoons of “wn”

Eight handfuls of “e_”’

A couple weeks later I’m in my mansion. The treasure was easy to find once I knew th...

If you had just done the assignment from beginning you wouldn't be here. In the middle of the night on the day before it's due trying to make your own god damn recipe. 'You know what? No' your to tired for this, why not look something up and turn that in.

You turn on your desktop and search for "Easy chocolate chip cookies recipes" and click on the first result. You click on the download button a...

The only noises in the house are the blades of the fan whirring and soapy water washing the dishes in the dishwasher. I stare at my phone and let out a long sigh. I set it next to me on the couch and scan the room for a blanket or a robe, suddenly freezing. I find my khaki robe and quickly put it on over my covered-in-cat-fur pajamas. With that, I glance at my cat, Snuggles, who is sleeping peacef...

When my nephew asked what foods could be substituted for flour while baking cookies, I though he was being a wiseass. The year before, I used Ritz crackers instead of potatoes when making potato salad. It did not taste good. It reminded me of the time my mother used whole Cheerios as breading for fried chicken. Scarred from the culinary experiences, I haven’t eaten crackers or Cheerios since.

...

You make cookies it tastes like metal you walk to metal factory you find dead body lol...

INGREDIENTS

1 cup salted butter* softened 607734

1 cup white (granulated) sugar 80914

1 cup light brown sugar packed 64032

2 tsp pure vanilla extract 0

2 large eggs 3998

3 cups all-purpose flour 11024

1 tsp baking soda 0

½ tsp baking powder 0

1 tsp sea salt 6111

2 cups chocolate chips (or chunks, or chopped chocolate) 34178

I looked at the recipe for a bit and saw nothing wrong with it at fir...

One Apopa time there was a girl who was wanting to start a baking company so she was looking at cookie recipes and she came upon a chocolate chip cookie recipe that looked really good so she clicked on it and it pulled up a recipe and the stated looking though it and then she saw something the numbers where in a weird orders and she recognized the order it was from her favorite movie Shedoodle it ...

Carla Timmons was feeling forlorn. She’d been out of it the whole day starting with bad sleep. This day was even made worse when she got fired from her gig as an art gallery tour guide. “We don’t want your energy being shown to our costumers. I’m going to have to let you go.” That is what her boss said to her today. “Awesome,” Carla had said back sarcastically. Even now she thinks about wanting to...