There once was a stay at home mama. She lived for stirring up drama. Armed in Lululemon, she stormed the school. She shouted that virtual learning and mask mandates were cruel.

We all stayed in our homes All alone We were terrified That a virus could end us Passing notes in envelopes

Never has this happened to us We were all going nuts We wanted to stay safe And we put our faith In masks that we must

We wished it away But it is here to stay A vaccine and quarantine We always looked to the useless authorities And used so so much disinfectant spray

There once was a world in quarantine, Where life became quite unforeseen. We stayed in our houses, With kids, pets, and spouses, And dreamed of a post-COVID scene.

Thought I’ll make it Didn’t think it hits Body temperature so lit First time taking antibotics.

Bitch you gotta leave, if you sneeze, or you cough on me. Toilet paper stacked, but your ass cannot have a piece. I don’t want you breathing in my general direction, Give me 6 feet, before you give me an infection. Bitch, go quarantine, You got COVID-19.

Nobody Appreciates Though,I suppose nobody can relate Not even me Which is really quite strange So, I propose we make a change No longer, Will you be trapped in a birdcage of hate Rather, the world will wait For your big break So, this one’s dedicated to Mr. Blobfish However, I will continue to eat raw fish

A fever coughing phlegm Didn't know what it was then In a ward with an IV drip Fell sick on a trip What was going down? Something was up with my system

A week later saw Wuhan on the news While Dr Fauci on YouTube raking views That's when it dawned on me i could have had it even before anyone knew

The only time I stepped out is the time I fucked around and found out With mouths and noses wrapped like sandwiches But not strong enough to save us from the hunt of the viral witches This was clearly not a time to play about

The only time I stepped out I went North but left my mask South Tried to look away but squaddy caught my eye Inching closer praying Officer will be Kind I learned the warmth of a hungry officer's Wrath

The only time I stepped out Eversince the virus from Wuhan escaped out I was accused of being reckless, Malicious with intentions of spreading diseases Moving without prior communication and making sure that the health industry is stressed out .

It was a virus called Covid-19 That had me working from a screen It took about a day Before the pants went away But waist up was worthy to be seen

The tendrils still linger three years past of the damaging psychological blast. Still attesting to the social distancing rules, excuses and avoidance are our best tools. Tragically, social anxiety is unbearably vast.