Describe a young child's drawing as if it were a professional piece of art in a gallery. You could make it funny, or try to apply real principals of painting.
And last but not least on our museum tour, a piece in crayon entitled âejdyjrhshdbâ.
As you can see, the mastermind behind this portrait used green scribbles to represent a two-story house. They portrayed a dog in a very interesting way, which would be an orange blob. Very artistic. Now, if you look very closely, you can see a stick figure wearing a dress, with circles for hands and random lines ...
That day I had left work early to collect my 4year old son from his fall art camp at kindergarten. At 3pm I found my self in my Blue Nissan note with the radio on medium tone, vibing to a country song. I relaxed in the traffic for some time while the sun boiled down and waited for the wardens to direct us to the best route. I made it 3:45 at Cadenâs school and was greeted by Ms Garcia his teache...
Let us consider the composition as a whole. At first glance, one might dismiss it as a mere scattering of blots and wayward lines. But upon deeper inspection, one becomes aware of three dominant 'focal splotches'âa term I have recently coined to describe this artistâs manifestations of painterly prowess. These focal splotches vary dramatically in color, texture, and medium, lending the piece a dyn...
I had been scanning my eyes upon the wonderful pecies of art in a gallery. when all a sudden a huge bright light dawned upon one of the art works. It was like god had descended from heaven to astow upon me this wonderful opportunity. Sprinting to the painting casted with light I closed my eyes and prayed before looking at the painting. âThank you for the opportunities that I have been given and fo...
I always thought art was⊠abstract. But this is pushing it, even as someone who works with previous mentioned, very abstract art all day. Which is a long blown out way of saying I worked at an art gallery. And sometimes my job required me to make up meaningful descriptions for random-ass artwork.
Who knew my master in art history would become a masters in bullshitting.