-Mattheo came back to his apartment after his morning coffee with Tess to be greeted by his very kind roommate..-

”Mattheo where's the bloody hover!”

”A hover?”

”Yeah the electric thing that picks up dirt.”

”Ohhhh a vacuum.”

”The hells a vacuum?”

”American hoover.”

”Ahhhh ok.”

“It's in the closet near the bathroom.”

”Cheers.”

”Yup.”

“Also where do ya go every morning,” Sam asks peering in the closet.

”To meet with uh.. Friendddd, yeah. Shes actually coming by today to meet you!”

”Oh a she! You gotta crush on ‘er?”

”Tess? Ha no she would rip me to shreds,” Mattheo states, shivering at the thought.

“Alright how do you use this thing?” Sam says, dragging the vacuum to the kitchen.

-Just then people bursts throught the door.-

”BLOODY HELL!”

”PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN!”

”Its the suit guys- Did he just say hands down?”

”No one cares Mattheo we have guns pointing at our blood heads,” Sam scowls.

”Are you ever gonna not say bloody?”

”Oh shut up and focus on the situation!”

”Maybe their salesman?”

”Uh no!” he scoffs.

“You said focus so im focusing on the positive!”

”You worthless prat!”

-Both men look back at the... Sleeping suit guys?-

”Heh?”

”You must be Samuel Clive. Im Tess Kai,” she hisses, dusting off her hands at the foot of the downed men.

-Tess knows who he is and Sam is in big trouble.-

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Part 2 of Little Talks