“911 what your emergency?”

“Yeah Hi theres an angry british man throwing potatos at me!”

“Um Sir this line is for emergencies only.”

“This is a emergency- AH, SAM STOP IT!”

“I’m going to have to let you go.”

“Like Elsa?”

“Goodbye sir.”

— Beep. —

“Well that was useless.”

“Duh Mattheo.”

”Can you stop throwing potatoes at me now?”

”No.”

”HSAHGSGDGEKEUE-”

....

• Ringggg -

”Tess help me. 🥹”