“It has just been discovered that Leonardo Da Vinci, claimed artist of the Mona Lisa, was not the artist at all! The real painter that made the artwork was an 8 year old girl, by the name of Heather Winterwood. Da Vinci confessed to local police that he had taught little Heather, and when she outdid him with her stunning artwork, he kidnapped her, locked her in a closet, and murdered her. If you k...

Art fans were shocked today as famed artist Leonardo Da Vinci was found guilty of murder. Da Vinci, previously thought to have painted these famed “Mona Lisa.” But it has been revealed that the true artist was 8-year old Katarina Janeway. During a drunken rambling at the local pub, Da Vinci mentioned he had tutored the girl in painting techniques, and was dismayed when her skills surpassed his...

The Mona Lisa

It is to be believed that Leonardo de Vinci didn’t paint all of his paintings.A small girl that is 8 years old was to believed the painter of the Mona Lisa and that Leonardo de Vinci was jealous and killed the young girl out of rage and took the credit and now we must stop him for taking other peoples work.

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He sat and he wrote

until he couldn’t breath he’s choked,

sitting there painting and feeling like his hands couldn’t stroke

any longer.

He’s so small but he knows

this painting is his last

there will be no other,

so he paints a picture of his mother.

They’ll call her Mona Lisa because they don’t understand her.

He’ll paint her because it’s the only person he wants to remember.

So praise D...