🏆 Writing Competition LIVE! -💰 $100prize

Writing Prompt

STORY STARTER

Santa is in a bit of bother while doing his delivery rounds.

Write a story based on this prompt

Writings

Too tired to write more...

Santa opened the sack of toys, ready for the next delivery. Suddenly, he leaps back, and a ferret runs out of bag!!


What, were you expecting a cat? ...

1
Santa

Santa is a bit of a bother doing his daily rounds delivering presents, to all the children of the world. Oh no Santa fell on the roof and slipped Thump what a sad day. ...

A one time thing?

He does this every year and every year there is no problem. But this year we get into a little bit of a pickle. He gets stuck inside the chimney of his last house. I guess you could say he was a tad bit embarrassed. This has never happened before so why has it this year. And his last house, what a way to go out.

But let’s be honest we all know why this has happened. With all the years he has done...

My turn

Santa got stuck in my 1 centimetre by 1 centimetre chimney. “ Ho Ho Ho , oh no.

Young man you must take on my role and deliver these presents to all the children that have been good this year. Take the sled upon your roof.”


“Sure.” Santa is now a bit of a bother .

...

Child Santa

We have all heard of the story when Santa got stuck in the chimney. Well this story is near enough like that one. Let me tell you the time when Santa was turned into a child. It was an ordinary Christmas Eve when Santa was eating his cookies and milk before delivering the toys.


"Oh my what have we here?" Santa says to his elve picking up a broken toy that was rusting away. “Not sure Santa” the el...

1
Santas Fuck up

” it has been on charge all year and the bloody sat nav has now stopped working ” bellowed santa


” you have had that one for centuries, it's of no surprise so you should have gone to speck savers and got your glasses replaced ” snarled an impatient reindeer


” I was going to buy you one for Christmas ” smiled an elf in santas defence.


” stop all the bitching reindeer if you are wanting one of Mr...