Author: Are those cans of soup?
Artist: Why yes, they are! Many different kinds of soup.
Author: Looks the same. Why are there so many?
Artist: They’re all different. Look at the labels—different soups.
Author: That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and seen.
Artist: Well, many people think it’s beautiful! Tell me, what have you accomplished?
Author: Oh, I’m a well-known author. I’ve writt...