“Honey, where’s the meat stamper?”

“What are you talking about? There’s no such thing as a meat stamper.”

“Sure there is. I’ve seen you use it on steaks. You pound the meat a couple times to create a diamond-plating-like stamp on it. It’s so cool. Reminds me of my truck bumper.”

Darlene laughed. “You bonehead. That’s not a meat stamper. It’s a meat tenderizer.” She walked to the kitche...

The spoon had been invented for the purpose of scooping things out of a storm drains. They were originally made with a magnet inside. Someone eventually bought one and they had never used it, because they never had dropped anything in a storm drain. One day this person had the idea of using it to eat ceral, then eventually decided to take out the magnet. That is how the spoon was invented....

“So you’ve built a reflective surface where you can see yourself, but I can’t see myself in it?”

“Well we’ve got to trap a ghost in it first”

“First?what do we do after that?”

“After that we’ve got to let it possess one of us”. He pointed towards himself and began gathering a multitude of strange tools.

“Then after it possesses me you have to exercise it and seal it back into the mirror, sim...

Steve smashed his club down against the skull of the mammoth. He had single-handedly neutralised his target with use of javelins he had made from twisting sticks between two boulders.

“Hey Steve.” Stan said, he was standing next to a tree almost oblivious to the glory and pride that Steve was feeling right now.

“What Stan…” Steve puffed out.

“This leaf is massive.” Stan replied holding a huge l...

Thag the caveman was having a bad day.

His mother was eaten by a bear and he had to find another cave after another cavemen beat him in a dance battle for it.

The sun was hot on his shaggy haired head, and Thag paddled in the river, where leeches caught him and made him scream.

He ran into a hot thing that caught on his furs and burned!

“Hey! Me just invent that!” Another caveman scowled as Tha...

There once was a man who lived on a pretty plot of land,

Filled with lovely little gardens grown from a kind and loving hand.

It had plush papery peonies that bloomed pink, red, and white,

And fragrant violet wisteria that filled the air throughout the night.

He grew carrots and peas, and apples and plums,

And when he tends to his sheep he whistles and he hums.

The man loved butterflies, moths, ...

Mia was sitting in the chilly house. The air causing goosebumps to rise on her skinny hands. She also noticed the vile odor from dinner was left behind and lingering. The sun had gone down hours earlier and she couldn’t stop shivering. This gave her an idea, a thought of wonder to be exact. Of something that could solve both problems. Give light and a smell to cover. It was this day, that the Cand...

Once upon a time, there was a man named Vinnie. You wouldn’t find a better looking man than Vinnie in all of the kingdom. Everyday women would tell him how gorgeous he was, they’d bat their eyes and flirt and Vinnie would flirt back.

Be that as it may, Vinnie had eyes for only one girl, but Elizabeth was not interested. She loathed Vinnie for his narcissism, she found his love for himself infuriat...

Sally played with blocks at her grandma’s house while her grandpa worked in the garage. She enjoyed putting pieces together and building objects.

Grandpa’s collection of tools hung in the garage. One day he sawed some wood and the pieces fell on the floor. The pieces landed two inches apart. Sally and grandma went in the garage to ask grandpa to come to supper. Sally saw the wood pieces on ...

In days of old, when dragons still ruled the land with their insatiable hunger for gold, it was common for human kings, armed with an equal level of greed but an unfortunate lack of wings, scales, and fire breath, to send brave and foolish knights out on quests to slay the dragons and reclaim the stolen treasure. These knights went forth dressed in metal armor, assuming that the metal, which was ...