We are gathered here today to celebrate our new coalition. We would like to

welcome the representatives from their various lands and levels-those from

inner earth and outer earth. We especially welcome dwarves, elves, humans,

minions, and all the citizens of their regions. With multitudes of

individuals represented, we strive to achieve a common purpose to reach

global and individual prosperity an...

I sit alone in my dressing room, practicing my words one more time. A lone moment of solitude during this campaign, and one I was grateful for; grateful for the time to collect my thoughts.

The enormity of the day sank into me, how far I had come to be here, preparing for this moment. The years of effort that had preceded it.

An aide pops her head through the door. “3 minutes til your cue.”

I ...

"Good sirs and ladies, let me thank you for your attendance today. Let me offer my gratitude for your time and attention on this most glorious of days." The man's voice explodes from his mouth with an unexpected sonorousness. "I know there is much to be done in the fields and hills of this proud village, so I won't consume too much of your time." He is skeletal, though tries to hide it with wi...

The crowd was loud behind the curtain. I was waiting for my name to be called. Today, I was running for president. Can you believe it? President. Me. I certainly can’t believe it. I never thought I would find myself here.

I hear my name being called, and my hands start shaking. Suddenly, my entire mind goes blank and I can’t remember a single thing from the speech I had written. Oh no! What was I ...

I took a deep breath and walked to the podium. “Citizens of Eeeeeeedo, I know times have been painfully difficult lately, the Giraffe War has separated many families, and I know many people are struggling with finances because of this, but trust me. You can get through this.”

I looked around at the crowd, and added quickly, “of course, only if you elect me…”

“Anyways! I can save you all, I can ...

“I’d rather imagine a herd of hornbeasts careening into a writhing pit of vipers,” Vildegard hissed.

Stark the Strong bounced their youngest on his hip. Vildegard paced the corridor. Wisps of smoke rose from her heavy bejeweled cloak.

“Take measured breaths as we do when sparring. Don’t burst into flames before your speech. It’s disconcerting,” Stark said. “You and you alone are well fitted to...

Ladies and gentlemen and honoured guest wizards dragons and knights of the realm

I hereby stand not as your president or king but as one of you

I pledge peace and prosperity and protection for all in the name of equality

Dragons will be protected and wizards will be licensed and knights will go on daily quests for the love of battle and glory and fair maidens.

This land is glorious and I will...

Hello everyone gathered here today. From ghost to fairies, and centaurs to elves. Everyone gathered here today has took time out of their day to hear what I had to say, so I will not disappoint and get on with it.

This realm holds one of the most diverse creatures of realms. It is my duty as a member of this realm to be a leader to protect you all with my mind, heart, and soul. Now I know you ma...

Dear esteemed members of the magical community,

It is with great enthusiasm that I declare my candidacy for the esteemed office dedicated to safeguarding the rights and welfare of all magical beings residing within our beloved forest. My name is Dale Quartz, and I am wholeheartedly dedicated to upholding the principles of equality, safety, and prosperity for all members of our magical community. ...

Dear residents of FarmVille,

I address you today on a very important matter. We have got to stop the pitching, rustling and abuse of the chickens. The chickens are citizens too, and should be treated with respect and not ridiculed for not being able to fly....