Lyla had just gotten a mischievous pet bulldog named Remmie only two months before Justin proposed to her.

Now, some people gasped and some laughed at the sight of Rimmie’s wedding-cake-covered face.

Lyla had made sure to lock Remmie in the bathroom before the wedding so that the bulldog wouldn’t cause any trouble. But Remmie was as smart as he was mischievous and pulled at the cloth that hung...

“Did you get a good nap?” My boss asked me, I accidentally fell asleep on my desk during work. “Uhh sorry boss, I’m too tired from work” I agologized to him, as a penalty, he told me that I will need to attend a meeting and perform a presentation tomorrow. This news terrifies me, I’m incompetent at doing a presentation. I miserably went back home, my dog barked as he were trying to welcome me back...

May decided to bring her dog the psylocybin ritual. She had no choice after her boyfriend who was supposed to watch the dog over the weekend, decided to go on a last minute trip to Ohio. “Random trip, random place, I don’t even want to think about it” says Mary as she’s explains to her friend kat.

I don’t know what to do! This is a spiritual sacred event and I need this awakening. I feel like he ...

At exactly 4:30 am, the clamorous ringing jolts Lou awake. She hits a button on her actual alarm clock, since she doesn’t use her phone, and shuts it off.

What does she wake up so early for? Feeding her friends.

Even with a rough wake up call, she skips to the bathroom and gets herself ready first. Pulling back her blonde strands into a ponytail, she gears up for the big undertaking of feeding...

“And now I finally have you in my clutches!”

The villain dramatically monologued to the poor hero taken prisoner in there own home. Once the villain knew the secret identity it was only a matter of time before this happened. Suddenly a girly shriek filled the room as the villain laid eyes upon the hero’s pet. A large yellow and white python slithered across the floor in between the two nemesis. Th...

I...I have it. The perfect weather model. It works, it actually works. I worked years on this, lost friends, lost love, almost lost my hair. But it was worth it. This model can forecast any weather condition, and it is 100 percent accurate (suck it, Phil.)

And now the moment of truth. I have to present my model, to prove that I am right. How many lives will I save? How many awards will I ...

Taking a stroll, Jamie Greenbell was walking his stalker through the forest. Stalkers are a large cat species and this particular kind are mostly found in the forests where they are more attuned to the forest spirit. Sadly, they were also endangered. Jamie was a ranger and with his trusty bow strapped on his back, he felt very safe to be in the company of this animal. He had charmed it. Being his ...

“I can’t believe he ripped up my favorite pair of white sneakers! Such a dumb dog.” I rolled my eyes and laid down on my twin size bed.

“How could he do this right before my first date! Life just isn’t fair!”

I turned over to look at the clock which read five to three.

“Blimey I’m going to be late!” I jumped up to get ready as quick as I could. And very sadly i said

“Well I guess I will just hav...

I shut my eye for a brief moment

It was already happening when I opened my eyes. All the sounds disappeared, and everything was so clear as though time paused.

I kept them open purely out of shock, felt this stinging like razors from forcing my self to keep my eyes open. I wish I didn’t open my eyes then this memory wouldn’t play in my head.

The after math was more disastrous. My cheeks still bu...

"Miiike!! Come get your dog," I complained as I watched a scruffy brown dog tare through my expensive zen garden. "Miiiike!!!!"

I looked around where I was standing, trying to find something to swat him away, but nothing was in reach. Then for a moment, I spotted the garden hose and lunged for it. Turning on the water, I pointed the nozzle towards the beast and watched as it ran wild. Sometime af...