Kyle 26 was in a park sitting on a bench waiting. He watched the ignorant people enjoy themselves in the park couples having picnics. kids playing with water guns, and people just out for a jog. Of course they would be out on this beautiful hot day especially with the birds singing and the fresh cut grass who wouldn’t want to be out here enjoying the day. Kyle then heard the the shaking of the le...

*ZAP*!!!

Green lightning flew from the pair of hands into the leg in a brace. The elderly women sitting on the examination bench face quickly turned from pain too shock, and then too happinesses. She quickly ripped off the brace and jumped down from the table.

“Oh thank you Doctor Magic I haven’t my leg hasn’t felt this good in ages!” She exclaimed as she did an energetic swing dance.

“Here have ...

The year is 18,5XX AE, humanity has moved beyond the petty squalor of political debate and has transcended into the true art of quantum duck lottery’s. The rules are simple, every person who wishes to have a leading role selects a duck from a specific longitude, latitude, altitude, date, time, timeline, and ultra postion. If your duck is the first chosen by the society leading quantim A.I. that ma...

A group of teenagers stumble upon something they shouldn’t have... The staff of the demonlord trempoqulondonmon. It wasn’t long before they abused its power by creating 3 demonic items. First was the everlasting pasta bowl. If any man would attempt to eat it they would quickly find the task insurmountable. Secondly was the bag of infinite space. It can fit all items in the known universe but its w...

She opened her eyes and looked at the ropes grasping her wrist.

“freaking finally!” She struggled to say due to being gagged. Suddenly a large metal foor opens from the other side of what seems to be a small warehouse.

“Velcome.... Courtney San Fransisco.” the large man in a black trench coat with a scar covered by eyepatches on both eyes.

“Wow Barbra this is your worst plan yet, no one can stop ...

“Welcome everyone! Thanks for coming to My Birthday party! Please help yourself to some ale or some hors d'oeuvres...” the king said slowly enjoying the feel of the word as he said it slowly.

“Um, thank you that it all!”

The band quickly resumed there upbeat recoder and lute tune, simultaneously the crowd with there chatteing and clanging of dishes. The king began to eat a large roast turkey ...

“Your love is like an arrow... Laced with Poison”

But my love is like De Niro... filled with coinage

I’m not really sure what thats supped to mean.

But you really did hurt me.

Maybe I should take a break

Cause writing poetry makes me Ache...

Mangerdenon was just a nice man except for one thing, he was a thief. He smoked against the back wall of the Washington Robotics lab building when suddenly the metal door next to him opened loudly and a guard came walking out and leaned next to him “Mind giving me a light” the gaurd said pointing his cigarette toward Mangerdenon.

“Yeah no problem.”

Mangerbendon pulled out his trusty bright blue ...

“And then he dropped all the plasma on the patient!” Jesica Laughed.

“What how did that even happen!” The person on the other line exclaimed.

“Sorry I just got.... home ,sorry can you call me back in 20 minutes, I think HE is in my house.”

Jesica says and hangs up Immediately as she unbuckles her seatbelt of her bright red Volkswagen Beetle and grabs her Gucci Revolver from her handbag on the pas...

There was bo salt, there was no fish there was only the Leviathan. It was the year 2157 A.D. when the Westle Bottling company decided to buy the ocean. It was the only source of water large enough to support interstellar travel. Little did they know that the real exploration to be done was in the Oceans. The first signs came several years later after all the plastic was removed that is when the s...