Her Cadillac trunk filled with bits and baubles,

She’s given her love and lost her marbles.

Poodle cremains beneath her seat,

She comes bearing gifts for all she could meet....

Aunt Dianne

She was a big carcinogen fan.

She didn’t give her body any slack.

She fried herself in a tanning bed and smoked pack after pack....

He’s old and very grumpy now

Still thinks he’s got the know how

But at eighty eight he’s gone a little crazy

Won’t be long before he’s pushing up a daisy...

You’ve made my life miserable

I hear your name and I bawl

I feel like Jeanette mccurdy

Why’d you have to do me dirty...

I’m even more tired today

As things have fallen into disarray

You say that It will pass

But I hope each day will be my last

I’m too tired to keep trying

to be your perfect son...

Uncle Joe never hides his emotions

That’s why his face lit up with his new promotion

You can always tell how Aunt Judy feels by her face

That’s why it didn’t come as a surprise when she announced she needed her space...

My handsome husband is six foot three.

Today he went on a cleaning spree.

Though I am thankful, I must complain,

That the cups are too high for me to obtain....

Modern Dads are expected to be there

For bumps and firsts and emotions laid bare

So they end up stretched thin

Until one day you ask where is he/him?...

She stressed and died.

He rested and found a new bride.

Now he’s ninety two

teaching me and you that rest is how we survive....

She walks with a cane so as not to fall,

But still the most stable of us all.

She’s been my rock and protector since birth

A loving Angel come down to earth.

I’m just like her of this I’m sure

Of all her grandkids, she loves me more.

Without her I wouldn’t know where to start

I love you Granny, with my whole heart ❤️...